Moze's Full Name: Jennifer Ann Mosely!
Backpack Boy May Have a "Thing" for Claire!
Moze Dislikes Public Speaking!
Cookie Has a Perfect Attendance Record!
Threr's a Rumor Around School That Backpack Boy is a Superhero!
There's a Rumor in the School That Chopsaw's Body is Made of Wood!
Ned Thinks That Moze is a Beautiful Girl!
Both Cookie & Lisa Think Ned & Moze Make a Nice Couple!
Loomer is in Love With Moze!
Cookie Doesn't Like to Sweat!
Ned & Moze Have Been Friends Since Pre-K!
Monroe Was a Bully When He Was in School!
Moe Kissed Ned at His 5th Birthday Party Because Her Mom Made Her!
Moze Takes Woodshop, & Ned & Cookie Take Life Science!
The School Mascot is a Wolf!
Suzie Works for the Lunch System!
Moze is in Love With Math!
There Are Wanted Posters of the Weasel Posted Throughout the School!
Ned is Allergic to Mondays!
Lunch Lady's First Name: Rose!
Moze's Bad Habit is Trash-Talking During Volleyball Games!
Ned's Bad Habit is Saying "Yes" to Everything!
Ned Had a School Assignment & He Had to Write a Journal, So, Eventually, He Started Writing Tips About How to Help You in School, Thus, "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" Was Created!
Seth Spells Basketball With Only 1 "L" Instead of 2!
Crony Has a Crush on Missy!
Coconut Head Has a Crush on the Huge Crew!
Moe Got Her Nickname From Ned in the 1st Grade 'Cause There Were 3 Jennifers in Their Class!
Suzie Had a Hamster Named "Wheels", But He Died.
Xavier Has a Crush on Gordy, or "Handsome Cleaning Man", as She Would Say!
Moze's Bike is Named Betsy!
Loomer is Afraid of Ghosts!
Seth Can't Read or Write Well!
Chopsaw is, or WAS, Married!
Chopsaw Has Been Wearing His Favorite Shirt His Whole Life!
James K. Polk Middle School's Colors Are Green & Yellow!
Suzie Has 2 Older Sisters!
Loomer is No Longer Embarrassed to Hide Her Feelings fo Moze!
Moze & Seth Have Broken Up!
Jock Goldman Likes Moze Now!
Seth & Suzie Were Voted "Nicest Smile" in 6th Grade!
Martin Qwerly & Suzie Were Voted "Most School Spirited" in 6th Grade!
Seth & Moze Were Voted "Most Athletic" in the Last Yearbook!
Gordy Was the Class Clown When He Was in School!
Moze Has a Deep Dislike for Classical Music, She Can't Even Go a Full Song Without It Putting Her to Sleep!!
The 2nd Tutor Ned Got Was Martin Qwerly's Sister!
Cookie is Allergic to Walnuts!
Ned is Torn Between His Feelings for Suzie & Moze!
Moze is Now Suzie's Best Friend!
Coconut Head Has Suffered From Chronic Nosebleeds Since He Was 3!
Dirga's First Name: Joy!
Cookie Now Has Feelings for Lisa!
Gordy's Age: 40!
The 1st Principal Was Fairfax!
Gordy Has a Computer & TV Hidden in His Office!
Gordy Has Written a Book That Has Sold a Total of 5 Copies Worldwide, "Janitor by Day, International Art Thief by Night", & His Name: Gordon Rockenfeller!
The Book Club is Not Really a Book Club!
Ned Makes a Face When He Forgets to Read!
Ned Doesn't Like to Read!
Moze Had the Wooden Door From Her Locker Moved to the 8th Grade Floor!
Wright Has a Doctorate (PhD) Degree From Harvard! (He Also Might Be From New England!)
Moze is the 8th Most Popular Girl in School!
Martin Qwerly Plays the Trombone!
Coconut Head Plays the French Horn!
In Popularity, Every Student in the Top 10 Wears the School Colors, Green & Yellow!
The Top 10 Popular Students, Apart From Moze, Have a Weird Sense of Humor, No Joke is Said, But the Group Still Laughs!!
Cookie Carries Pictures of Himself in His Wallet!
The Top 10 Most Popular Kids Have an Invisible Force Field Around Them!
The Popularity List Ranges From 1 to 210!
Coconut Head is #73 on the Popularity List, Ned is 42, Cookie is 129, Suzie is 7 & Missy is 1!
Smelling Flowers Seems to Calm Moze Down!
Missy Has a Crush on Ned!
Loomer's Buzz-Headed Lackey is Appropriately Named Buzz!
Pal Has No Pulse!
Wright's First Name: Alistair!
Pal Gave Wright His 1st Teaching Job!
Kwest is Not Only the Computer "Expert", He is Also the Bus Driver!
James K. Polk Students Get 5 Minutes Passing Time in Between Classes!
Cookie's Age: 12 1/2!
The Art Room is in the Left Hand Side of the School in the Middle Area!
Moze & Cookie's Favorite Snack in the Vending Machine is Fruity Granola Bars!
Missy Still Likes Ned!
Monroe Spent a Year Lving With the Penguins!
Loomer is an Aries!
Lisa Isn't the Jealous Type, Faymen, Seth & Loomer Are All the Jealous Types!
