Nico's Dad is a Lawyer!
Tawni Wears Contacts to Help Her Vision!
Grady is From Orlando, FL & His Dad is in the Military!
August 17, 2009
August 04, 2009
Underfist: Halloween Bash
Hoss Lost His Left Eye Running With Scissors When He Was Little!
Irwin Has Dark Mummy-Vampire Powers!
Bun-Bun is the Reason Why Hoss Dislikes All Monsters (He Scared Him at Night as a Child), & is Also the Reason Why Billy Dislikes & Fears All Spiders (He Waved a Toy Spider in Front of Him as a Baby) & Also Cut Off Fred Fredburger's Tusks!
The Grim Adventures of the Kids Next Door
None of the KND Operatives Go to Endsville, Due to Some Strange Things Going on There Lately!
July 18, 2009
Wizards on Deck With Hannah Montana
London Likes Fried Chicken!
Bailey Can Greet Anyone in Different Styles as Well as Speak a Little Bit of Japanese!
WARNING: THIS IS A BAD MINI-SERIES!!! DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!!!
June 12, 2009
Total Drama Action
The Film Studio the Contestants Are at is In Toronto!
Chef Can Carry Trent, Beth, Gwen & D.J. All at Once (Who Weigh Well Over Owen's Weight) But Can't Carry Owen!
Instead of an Outhouse, The Confessional for This Season is a Make-Up Trailer!
Beth No Longer Has Braces!
D.J. Has Raptors Draft Cards!
Beth Had Her Braces for 8 Years!
Duncan Keeps a Secret Photo of Courtney Under His Pillow!
Duncan Picks on Harold 'Cause He Still Holds a Grudge Against Him From Switching the Votes Last Season, Causing Courtney to Get Eliminated!
Sadie Has a Sister Named Cindy Who is Allergic to Peanuts!
Izzy Had a MAJOR Elbow Injury & Is Now Double-Jointed, Which Explains How She Able to Double-Joint Her Elbows in Her 1st Audition Tape!
The Gilded Chris Award is Made of Chocolate Covered in Gold Foil!
Izzy is #8 on the R.C.M.P.'s "Most Wanted" List!
Izzy Had a Chip Implanted in Her Neck That Shocks Her Every Time She Lies!
The Source of Trent's Number 9 Obsession Wasn't From Gwen's Name or His, But From a Train He Had as a Boy That Lost 1 Wheel & Only Had 9 Left, It Was a Gift From His Grandpa Before He Died.
Cody Still Has Gwen's Bra From Season 1!
Lindsay Once Locked Herself in the Bathroom, Drank Everyone's Shampoo in Case It Was "Magic Potion", Then Threw Up on Herself!
Heather Has a Brother & Sister, Neither of Whom She Likes!
Harold's Last Name: McGrady!
Leshawna is Lactose-Intolerant!
Beth Can't Scream Due to a Faulty Tonsillectomy!
D.J.'s Momma Calls Him "Poopydoo"!!
D.J.'s Initials Stand for Devon-Joseph!
Beth Has a Boyfriend Who She Met at the Orthodontist's Between Seasons!
Harold Had to Have His Kidney Swapped 'Cause He Had a Rare Kidney Condition That Had Them in the Wrong Spots!
Trent Has Been Getting an Abundance of Fan Mail After His Break-Up With Gwen!
Sadie Has an Aunt Named Gwen!
Lindsay Had to Repeat the 8th Grade 3 TIMES IN A ROW! (No Surprise There!)
Heather Has More Than 1 Sister & She Reads Their Diaries!
Lindsay Accidentally Set Her Grandma's House on Fire With a Curling Iron, Twice When She Was 12!
Chris Was in a Movie About Badminton in Which He Played a Character Named "Flipper!"
Beth Sleepwalks!
Courtney is Lactose-Intolerant!
Chris Was a Fan of Wonder Woman When He Was a Kid!
Heather's Parents Tried Electroshock Therapy on Her When She Was a Kid to Make Her Nicer, But It OBVIOUSLY Didn't Work!
Leshawna Still DOES Have Romantic Feelings for Harold, But Wants to Remain Just Friends, FOR NOW!
Owen's Mom Spent $50,000 to Add on a Cheese Cellar Room to Her House as She Was Sure Owen Would Win the Money to Make Up for the Expense!
June 05, 2009
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Moze's Full Name: Jennifer Ann Mosely!
Backpack Boy May Have a "Thing" for Claire!
Moze Dislikes Public Speaking!
Cookie Has a Perfect Attendance Record!
Threr's a Rumor Around School That Backpack Boy is a Superhero!
There's a Rumor in the School That Chopsaw's Body is Made of Wood!
Ned Thinks That Moze is a Beautiful Girl!
Both Cookie & Lisa Think Ned & Moze Make a Nice Couple!
Loomer is in Love With Moze!
Cookie Doesn't Like to Sweat!
Ned & Moze Have Been Friends Since Pre-K!
Monroe Was a Bully When He Was in School!
Moe Kissed Ned at His 5th Birthday Party Because Her Mom Made Her!
Moze Takes Woodshop, & Ned & Cookie Take Life Science!
The School Mascot is a Wolf!
Suzie Works for the Lunch System!
Moze is in Love With Math!
There Are Wanted Posters of the Weasel Posted Throughout the School!
Ned is Allergic to Mondays!
Lunch Lady's First Name: Rose!
Moze's Bad Habit is Trash-Talking During Volleyball Games!
Ned's Bad Habit is Saying "Yes" to Everything!
Ned Had a School Assignment & He Had to Write a Journal, So, Eventually, He Started Writing Tips About How to Help You in School, Thus, "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" Was Created!
Seth Spells Basketball With Only 1 "L" Instead of 2!
Crony Has a Crush on Missy!
Coconut Head Has a Crush on the Huge Crew!
Moe Got Her Nickname From Ned in the 1st Grade 'Cause There Were 3 Jennifers in Their Class!
Suzie Had a Hamster Named "Wheels", But He Died.
Xavier Has a Crush on Gordy, or "Handsome Cleaning Man", as She Would Say!
Moze's Bike is Named Betsy!
Loomer is Afraid of Ghosts!
Seth Can't Read or Write Well!
Chopsaw is, or WAS, Married!
Chopsaw Has Been Wearing His Favorite Shirt His Whole Life!
James K. Polk Middle School's Colors Are Green & Yellow!
Suzie Has 2 Older Sisters!
Loomer is No Longer Embarrassed to Hide Her Feelings fo Moze!
Moze & Seth Have Broken Up!
Jock Goldman Likes Moze Now!
Seth & Suzie Were Voted "Nicest Smile" in 6th Grade!
Martin Qwerly & Suzie Were Voted "Most School Spirited" in 6th Grade!
Seth & Moze Were Voted "Most Athletic" in the Last Yearbook!
Gordy Was the Class Clown When He Was in School!
Moze Has a Deep Dislike for Classical Music, She Can't Even Go a Full Song Without It Putting Her to Sleep!!
The 2nd Tutor Ned Got Was Martin Qwerly's Sister!
Cookie is Allergic to Walnuts!
Ned is Torn Between His Feelings for Suzie & Moze!
Moze is Now Suzie's Best Friend!
Coconut Head Has Suffered From Chronic Nosebleeds Since He Was 3!
Dirga's First Name: Joy!
Cookie Now Has Feelings for Lisa!
Gordy's Age: 40!
The 1st Principal Was Fairfax!
Gordy Has a Computer & TV Hidden in His Office!
Gordy Has Written a Book That Has Sold a Total of 5 Copies Worldwide, "Janitor by Day, International Art Thief by Night", & His Name: Gordon Rockenfeller!
The Book Club is Not Really a Book Club!
Ned Makes a Face When He Forgets to Read!
Ned Doesn't Like to Read!
Moze Had the Wooden Door From Her Locker Moved to the 8th Grade Floor!
Wright Has a Doctorate (PhD) Degree From Harvard! (He Also Might Be From New England!)
Moze is the 8th Most Popular Girl in School!
Martin Qwerly Plays the Trombone!
Coconut Head Plays the French Horn!
In Popularity, Every Student in the Top 10 Wears the School Colors, Green & Yellow!
The Top 10 Popular Students, Apart From Moze, Have a Weird Sense of Humor, No Joke is Said, But the Group Still Laughs!!
Cookie Carries Pictures of Himself in His Wallet!
The Top 10 Most Popular Kids Have an Invisible Force Field Around Them!
The Popularity List Ranges From 1 to 210!
Coconut Head is #73 on the Popularity List, Ned is 42, Cookie is 129, Suzie is 7 & Missy is 1!
Smelling Flowers Seems to Calm Moze Down!
Missy Has a Crush on Ned!
Loomer's Buzz-Headed Lackey is Appropriately Named Buzz!
Pal Has No Pulse!
Wright's First Name: Alistair!
Pal Gave Wright His 1st Teaching Job!
Kwest is Not Only the Computer "Expert", He is Also the Bus Driver!
James K. Polk Students Get 5 Minutes Passing Time in Between Classes!
Cookie's Age: 12 1/2!
The Art Room is in the Left Hand Side of the School in the Middle Area!
Moze & Cookie's Favorite Snack in the Vending Machine is Fruity Granola Bars!
Missy Still Likes Ned!
Monroe Spent a Year Lving With the Penguins!
Loomer is an Aries!
Lisa Isn't the Jealous Type, Faymen, Seth & Loomer Are All the Jealous Types!
April 01, 2009
The Penguins of Madagascar
Skipper is NOT Allowed to Set Foot in Denmark!
Marlene Snores at Night!
The ZOOuvenir Merchandisers Know the Names of All the Animals!
Julien Has a Spare Crown!
Skipper Has a Severe Case of Trypanaphobia! (The Fear of Medical Prodecures Invovling Injections and/or Hypyodermic Needles!)
Kowalski's New Invention is a Very High-Tech Super Saw That Can Likely Cut Through Any Object!
Rhonda's Super Secret Super Spy Codename is Agent 12!
Private Has an Addiction to Sugar!
Marlene LIKES Julien?! (Why?!)
Julien Has a Lazy Eye! (So Is He! Get It?!)
February 21, 2009
High School Musical 2
Sharpay's License Plate Says "Fabulous!"
Troy Plays Golf!
High School Musical
Troy's Dad, Coach Jack Bolton, Used to Be a Champion on the East High Wildcats Basketball Team!
East High's Colors Are Red & White!
Everyone Has the Same Locker Except for Sharpay, HER Locker is Pink With a Star on It!
Taylor McKessie is the President of the Chemistry Club!
December 30, 2008
True Jackson, VP
True's Family Has a Pot-Luck Dinner Once a Month!
Ryan is Afraid of Ducks, Due to a Movie He Saw, & Has "Literally" Not Slept Since!!
True Has Been Working at "Mad Style" for 3 1/2 Weeks!
